Raised to see the absurd in everything, this writer prides herself on her masterful irreverence, which ought to be worshiped by masses everywhere. She's known for leaving trails of her friends' papers so weighed down by red-ink they develop complexes, probably because she's got so many herself (don't you DARE mention her nose!). She was raised by Mormons and Taoist Episcopalians, has lived in both major mountain ranges in the United States, and likes to hold contests with her husky to see who can look more dignified after running face-first into the door.
This lady is interested in everything. Her "interests" section barely scrapes the surface.